Math Slop 🧮

Generate satirical "ragebait" math formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in ways that look profound but are trivially true.

Examples

• φ^(ln e) = φ^(i⁴) — just φ¹ = φ¹
• e^(iπ) + 1 + γ = 0 + γ — Euler's identity with γ added to both sides
• τ - 2π = e^(iπ) + 1 — 0 = 0 dressed up
• √2² = 2^(sin²x + cos²x) — 2 = 2¹

Usage

# Generate a formula (outputs LaTeX)
node scripts/generate-slop.js

# Generate multiple
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5

How It Works

The generator creates formulas by:

• Adding zeros: (φ-φ), ln(1), e^(iπ)+1, sin(0)
• Multiplying by ones: e^0, i⁴, sin²θ+cos²θ, ln(e)
• Same operation both sides: a/φ = b/φ
• Connecting unrelated constants through trivial identities

Rendering

Output is LaTeX. Render with any LaTeX tool:

• Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com
• Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex

Installation

clawdhub install maths-rage-bate

License

MIT